So, I just got back from seeing the Nutcracker with my mom. And in between all the nostalgia feels, I got some wires crossed and started having Klaine feels too. Oops.
Lizzy, I hope you actually did punch Anna in the face for this.
LIZZY SARAH SAYS YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR US.
I actually screamed and said, “I HATE YOU!” I mean, I don’t, but oh my god, Lizzy, that just gave me MORE feelings.
and Blaine is interrogating Kurt and roughing him up and yelling and at the same time he’s thinking how fucking hot Kurt is while Kurt is checking out Blaine’s ass in his uniform when he turns around and they’re stuck in this interrogation room for hours because Blaine volunteered to stay over time and there’s barely anyone else at the station
and the sexual tension starts out with Kurt just wanting to distract Blaine by cracking a joke about sucking his cock, and suddenly Blaine’s mind is flooded with images that a police officer should DEFINITELY not be having about a suspect and in the end the tension builds and builds until they eventually fuck right there on the table with the single bright light bulb hanging above them, illuminating the room.
but yeah someone should totally write this
I told Lizzy if she finds someone to draw it, I’ll write it.
Sam, Lizzy… I think I might bring this back around… If anyone’s still interested.