it’s not a true def beta if i don’t tell sarah i hate her at least once during the process.

PRESIDENTIAL RACE HEATS UP
The current front-runner of the three-way race is Sean Carson, whose Tea Party nomination came as no surprise. He holds the lead in much of the mid-west and south, although his campaign is weaker New England— especially Massachusetts and New York— as well as in California, which holds the highest number of Electoral College votes of any state. It will be a challenge for Carson’s far-right views to sway either state away from Democrat Blythe Connors, who currently holds a ten-point lead over Carson in both states.
That said, Blythe Connors will likely take California, New England, and a few scattered other states— but don’t count on a Democrat in the White House any time soon. With popular opinion polls showing Carson with a solid lead over both Connors and Huntsman, Blythe Connors is likely to make a decent showing in the popular vote, but not gain the Electoral College votes she needs to make it the rest of the way to the White House.
The current White House resident, incumbent President John Huntsman, Jr., is on his way out. Polls show him in the lead in a scant handful of states, and unless something changes drastically in the next week, he will be heading home to Utah. Huntsman was abandoned early by much of the Republican base, who then rallied around Tea Party candidate Sean Carson.
There are a few states that could swing either way come election day, but for the first time in a very long time, it looks like a third party will take the election.
i ask the tough questions.
i also make things extremely difficult.
sometimes i hate sarah and her stupid fucking talent and her stupid fucking brilliance and her stupid fucking flawlessness.
Marco figures out that there are forty-seven Hummel, K.’s in the New York City phone book and calls his way through them. The right number is the thirty-sixth on the list. He figures that calling is at least worth a try, because seeing Blaine on TV was the first real confirmation that Blaine is still alive. He expects to get an answering machine, and is actually really surprised when Blaine answers.
Marco’s about to say goodbye and hang up when he realizes Blaine said Mr. Contreras, and at that point he kind of panicked. He had planned for what to say if he got the answering machine, but he had no idea what to actually say to Blaine.
Aaaaand you will probably find out more about Marco in the next chapter, so I’m leaving it there.
Yes, that means what you think it means.
I finally released it from my clutches because Sarah gave me a real outline for chapter fourteen and even the beginning of fifteen. IT WAS A MIRACLE.
oh my god, best sarcastic conversation about (def) in TIC chat right now.